Suicide Doors, sunroofs, super low profile tires. The awesome pimp my ride stuff everyone wants!
We all know that these were exclusively stocked on expensive cars & getting a retrofit is not cheap as well. You can tell how hard it is to build & install them on a car that doesn't come with one if you watched MTV Pimp My Ride.
Images above are for illustration purpose only
However, here is a life hack that will make your dreams come true!
Just follow these simple steps:
1. Get a car
2. Rent a room in a flat with no dedicated parking lot
3. Double park your car behind an occupied parking lot
4. Make sure your handbrakes are activated
5. DO NOT leave your phone number for the other person to contact
6. Leave the car for at least 8 hours before you move it away
7. Repeat steps 3 to 6 daily for best results if you don't see it in a day
Refer to proven results below:
Source: https://www.facebook.com/DailyTrafficReports/
THIS is what happens when you simply park your car wherever you want & whenever you want without common courtesy!
Comments in the Facebook posts relate incidents like this as a common pain for those living in low cost flats.
Moral of the story:
It's OK to double park provided you don't pull the handbrakes if it's manual (No one is going steal the car by literally pushing it!)
If you own an automatic car that doesn't move, it's STILL OK to double park if you can leave your contact number for the other person to call.
If you don't want to share your number, Get a fucking vacant parking lot or die!
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